verylittlebird:

finally

Can’t believe they didn’t give it tracks and a little turret, and market it as a fish tank…

verylittlebird:

finally

Can’t believe they didn’t give it tracks and a little turret, and market it as a fish tank…

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armorgames:

Reblog this kitty pictures by 1:00 PM PST Friday for your chance to win a Sushi Cat Plush of your very own! Since there are 15 follows here on tumblr, I would say your chances are good. ;)

I totally want a sushi cat. He is my hero and inspiration after all.

armorgames:

Reblog this kitty pictures by 1:00 PM PST Friday for your chance to win a Sushi Cat Plush of your very own! Since there are 15 follows here on tumblr, I would say your chances are good. ;)

I totally want a sushi cat. He is my hero and inspiration after all.

filthfilthfilth:

pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

Sweat is weakness leaving the body.

Well, in that case I must be some bad ass motherfucker, cos I sweat all the time. Seriously though, sweat is sweat leaving the body… And I always heard pain was weakness leaving the body, which makes a hell of a lot more sense.

ip-dip-dog-shit:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is
not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”
this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

GUYS YOU SHOULD REALLY START GIVING A FUCK ABOUT BEES IF YOU DONT ALREADY OKAY



This is tumblr?
Why you no dr who reference?

ip-dip-dog-shit:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is

not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”

this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

GUYS YOU SHOULD REALLY START GIVING A FUCK ABOUT BEES IF YOU DONT ALREADY OKAY

This is tumblr? Why you no dr who reference?

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filthfilthfilth:

lizbon:

Chris I’ve found my outfit!

Those badges would dig in, that would be bad. Would however give me a valid excuse to lick blood off your tits…



Cj needing a valid excuse to lick blood off tits? I think you’ve civilised him, Liz. Congrats.

filthfilthfilth:

lizbon:

Chris I’ve found my outfit!

Those badges would dig in, that would be bad. Would however give me a valid excuse to lick blood off your tits…

Cj needing a valid excuse to lick blood off tits? I think you’ve civilised him, Liz. Congrats.

logicadinfinitum:

edea-florence:

friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)

friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)

Unless you eat their shit, but then again that’s most likely your problem instead of theirs

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perksofbeingapiratecaptain:

What really gets me about the anti-abortion stance, is that a woman loses an egg a month when she gets her period. Yet terminating a pregnancy is considered a huge deal because there is now a sperm inside the egg. It just makes me feel like those eggs aren’t worth anything until a man makes his mark on it. So I see even that as yet another way that men are seen as superior to women. I dunno, it doesn’t seem equal to me. 

Another reason to be pro-choice?
Sounds good to me :D

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filthfilthfilth:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

The fact she is a woman never came into his argument, she is a blight to sound itself much like most ‘artists’ these days.

I’m not agreeing or disagreeing with either side of this debate, because i could give very few fucks about Ke$ha’s music, you know some of it’s fun but it’s mainly club trash (and don’t say i’m using trash to say that it’s bad in the way she conceived it was, i mean it in the way that it’s that genre of useless stuff you put on to make teenagers drink and dance), but seriously people need to start learning how to argue, or at least recognise simple logical paradoxes in the things they say.

Firstly i go to Ke$ha. Your music is not positive. Your music is disposable.
You know your target audience is the same as 99% of pop, the 14-24 year olds, and therefore advocating alcohol abuse is the opposite of positive. YOU ARE, weather we like it or not, A ROLE MODEL TO CHILDREN, SO ACT LIKE ONE!
You need to accept that your music IS disposable and that isn’t an insult as much as an observation. In the same way eiffel 65, TLC, ace of bass etc. made good pop/dance/whatevergenreyouwanthere and were all disposable and oh holy shit no one listens to them any more except when they come on a clubs trying to breed nostalgia. Your fans will age and develop different tastes, but so will you so stop being so bothered about it.

Koolkidseatgreens should probably get that blood pressure checked. Like seriously dude, calm down, it’s only pop. From your point of view she’s just a spoilt bitch crying about the fact that some people don’t like her, so why do you care so much? 
You can say her music is bad but you need to remember that is just your opinion. You have no reason to believe you are more right than anyone else. 
If writing your own music, being able to sing and an absence of autotune was what was needed for music, then the music industry wouldn’t exist. She belongs there because she was fabricated by it. She embodies what the current industry demands and she, by any empirical measure, isn’t all that bad at it because she sure sells lots of her product, which is all an industry wants.

But, seriously now, getsby, what is going on in your head? 
She’s a genius? So what? What does that have to do with the quality of her music and her worth as a musician and a person?
She’s a genius who is wasting her intellect doing the same job as justin beiber, beyonce and any other number of artist who are out performing her? So what? What does that have to do with the quality of her music and her worth as a musician and a person?
She’s a woman? So what? What does that have to do with the quality of her music and her worth as a musician and a person?
She identifies as queer? So what? What does that have to do with the quality of her music and her worth as a musician and a person?
Where are you dragging these uninformed gender issues from? Nobody mentioned her femininity except you. Nobody slandered her because of her being female or queer but you thought it important to label her for your scrutiny? No one even used a gender biased word to insult her, so you can’t even take that stretch that i’ve seen taken a million times.
You say she’s a feminist AND believes in equal rights for all? If you believe in equal rights for all you have to believe in equal rights for women, if you only believe in feminism and not equal rights you are a racist, so there i no need for this phrasing. Please learn what words mean before you use them.
But most importantly, and seriously this has me so annoyed, you admit she doesn’t write her songs then try and give her credit for their content. THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE. Brian Blessed didn’t create the planet but it has some nice plants on it so he must be a great guy. Seriously, learn to have some logic before normal people shoot themselves whenever you talk.

Finally, filthfilthfilth, 
nah, you’re good, just kidding

I swear to god my mother is fucking insane.

  • Mother: You'll be out of work in a week!!! Have you been looking for jobs? Don't use those eggs! They're new ones, use these older ones (that she'd hidden away) You'd better start buying food in!! I'm not paying to feed you while you sit around and play games all day! By the way, here's some chocolate donuts I bought you as a treat and I'm making this lovely Lamb curry for our tea.
  • Me: ....
  • All the while, she's complaining I make life too stressful. Her sister is coming round next week and she wanted 'peace'... I literally never ask her for anything and live in my room, out of her way.
  • My main motivation for finding a new job is so I never have to deal with her shit, again. Ever.
  • Worlds oldest cliché, but when it comes to your family, as soon as you've had even the tiniest taste of independence, you can't live with them but you can't live without them. I love my parents, they're fucking mental and bizarre and dysfunctional and all that bad stuff but i know they care and they want the best for me, even if they do go about it in a weird way. I will miss my parents being around when i move out but i fucking can't wait to move the hell out.

atailofwoe:

Nature is the shit. If I were to ever travel the natural world would be my inspiration.

(via blackt-shirts)