May 10th, 2012 at 3:11AM
et-in-arcadia-ego: I can’t wait how much like a massive twat I’m going to look in my college photos in 2052, getcloseenoughicanusemyknife: Bill Clinton and Hillary in the 70s. Back when he studied at Yale. No joke. I think he looks more of a twat now than he did then. Then again beards can often make up for other qualities a man lacks.

et-in-arcadia-ego:

I can’t wait how much like a massive twat I’m going to look in my college photos in 2052,

getcloseenoughicanusemyknife:

Bill Clinton and Hillary in the 70s. Back when he studied at Yale. No joke.

I think he looks more of a twat now than he did then. Then again beards can often make up for other qualities a man lacks.

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May 10th, 2012 at 2:29AM

I was completely fine all the way through but then Mulan…
approaching tears of laughter. 

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May 4th, 2012 at 12:00AM
I have been that hungry…

I have been that hungry…

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May 3rd, 2012 at 5:49PM

I just realized….

captain-odd:

if I ever come across a boggart, I’m totally, 100% screwed. Because my boggart would be a Weeping Angel. And whatever takes the image of an Angel, becomes an Angel. So it wouldn’t be affected by “Riddikulus”.

So….crap.

Accio Moody’s Eye.
You’re welcome. 

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April 27th, 2012 at 3:53PM

So Here’s my logic.

lilyamongthewildflowers:

So There’s all these attractive men out there, only a percentage of them are taller than me but of that percentage there must be some single people who are looking.

And then there’s girls in that available dating pool, Some will be taken, some don’t want a relationship and some just not into guys. 

So with all these numbers…

I’ll be able to trap ONE in my basement until Stockholm syndrome occurs..

Right???

If you are going to kidnap them and convince them to love you then why do they need to be single? Or even looking for a relationship?
Better if they aren’t looking, it’ll make it much easier to sneak up on them with the net.

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April 27th, 2012 at 11:54AM
Wish someone would blow me off…

Wish someone would blow me off…

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April 26th, 2012 at 2:09AM
Why does she have a startled Pikachu on her swimsuit? I thought X-men (at least x-men before Jean is dead [She has no right to be pissed off anyway, she’s constantly thinking about sucking off Wolverine]) was well before the reign of Pokemon .

Why does she have a startled Pikachu on her swimsuit? I thought X-men (at least x-men before Jean is dead [She has no right to be pissed off anyway, she’s constantly thinking about sucking off Wolverine]) was well before the reign of Pokemon .

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April 25th, 2012 at 4:51PM

yamijoey:

I haven’t had a good argument about piracy in a while.

The majority of pirates aren’t nice people, no matter how Disney tries to portray them. Discuss

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April 25th, 2012 at 4:49PM

marionettapale:

THE BEST POST. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

Best line ever in the history of the world: Scanning a mirror doesn’t work. 

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April 25th, 2012 at 4:45PM

yamijoey:

sakuredux:

yamijoey:

one-to-tennant:

when people call the doctor “doctor who”

I pointed out that I do this recently.

Fuck y’all, it’s not his real name anyway.

But only River knows his real name! I doubt the BBC even know what it is yet haha

It’s John.

Cannot decide if awesome MGS reference or awesome Sherlock Holmes reference or some other reference or not a reference at all.

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