They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

If you slow down Call Me Maybe to 75% its original speed, it sounds vaguely like an acoustic cover by a guy in a coffee shop.
holy shit this is actually really pretty???
what the fuck
no
this is not ok
jesuS ? ?
I feel this is important information and a fair usage of my job seeking time. God dammit tumblr, i only turned you on to find out someones name…
(via lilyamongthewildflowers)
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”

Sounds like people are imagining characters that already exist again. Puff puff!
(via filthfilthfilth)
sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
neutral
as in
without an ion
everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry
(via lilyamongthewildflowers)
This makes me love her even more. Go Girl on Fire!
You go Jennifer Lawrence. We need more people like you in Hollywood <3
This is really awesome of her! She might be my new favorite actress.
I get it, but this is for a role in a film where she is supposed to look bad. This could well give out the idea “She doesn’t eat much and looks fabulous, yay!”. Just lose the weight, play the part, and then go back to normal.
If you don’t want to, that’s fine, but that’s a really odd reason to give.
This makes me love her even more. Go Girl on Fire!
You go Jennifer Lawrence. We need more people like you in Hollywood <3
This is really awesome of her! She might be my new favorite actress.
I get it, but this is for a role in a film where she is supposed to look bad. This could well give out the idea “She doesn’t eat much and looks fabulous, yay!”. Just lose the weight, play the part, and then go back to normal.
If you don’t want to, that’s fine, but that’s a really odd reason to give.
I understand it’s her choice, but refusing to fit the role you are meant to play does not make you a good actress/actor.
The reason Christian Bale is so good (when he’s not being a nasty bean) is his full commitment to his roles. See the machinist and then dark knight trilogy.
If i’d known this was art when i was 12 i would have given a shit in that class.

If your g spot is in your heart, please allow me to stick my dick into your ventricle.…Really, really?
White people can’t be racist because racism is a crime and committing crimes is what black people do. I’m surrounded by idiots. Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg-You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them.
-You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is…

