sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
Sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Well, in that case I must be some bad ass motherfucker, cos I sweat all the time.
Seriously though, sweat is sweat leaving the body…
And I always heard pain was weakness leaving the body, which makes a hell of a lot more sense.
What really gets me about the anti-abortion stance, is that a woman loses an egg a month when she gets her period. Yet terminating a pregnancy is considered a huge deal because there is now a sperm inside the egg. It just makes me feel like those eggs aren’t worth anything until a man makes his mark on it. So I see even that as yet another way that men are seen as superior to women. I dunno, it doesn’t seem equal to me.
Another reason to be pro-choice? Sounds good to me :D
Mother:You'll be out of work in a week!!! Have you been looking for jobs? Don't use those eggs! They're new ones, use these older ones (that she'd hidden away) You'd better start buying food in!! I'm not paying to feed you while you sit around and play games all day! By the way, here's some chocolate donuts I bought you as a treat and I'm making this lovely Lamb curry for our tea.
All the while, she's complaining I make life too stressful. Her sister is coming round next week and she wanted 'peace'... I literally never ask her for anything and live in my room, out of her way.
My main motivation for finding a new job is so I never have to deal with her shit, again. Ever.
Worlds oldest cliché, but when it comes to your family, as soon as you've had even the tiniest taste of independence, you can't live with them but you can't live without them. I love my parents, they're fucking mental and bizarre and dysfunctional and all that bad stuff but i know they care and they want the best for me, even if they do go about it in a weird way. I will miss my parents being around when i move out but i fucking can't wait to move the hell out.
if I ever come across a boggart, I’m totally, 100% screwed. Because my boggart would be a Weeping Angel. And whatever takes the image of an Angel, becomes an Angel. So it wouldn’t be affected by “Riddikulus”.
So There’s all these attractive men out there, only a percentage of them are taller than me but of that percentage there must be some single people who are looking.
And then there’s girls in that available dating pool, Some will be taken, some don’t want a relationship and some just not into guys.
So with all these numbers…
I’ll be able to trap ONE in my basement until Stockholm syndrome occurs..
If you are going to kidnap them and convince them to love you then why do they need to be single? Or even looking for a relationship? Better if they aren’t looking, it’ll make it much easier to sneak up on them with the net.