zenspacemonkey: They say I’m really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
whippedstylinson: chmurny: angelicsongx: If...
fromonesurvivortoanother: commanderinqueef: imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?” *puff puff* “thanks little buddy” Sounds like people are imagining characters that already exist again. Puff puff!
civem: v0ldewhoret: sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion neutral as in without an ion everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry
SHAMELESS: Here's a friendly reminder: →
southernreece: caffeinatedfeminist: -You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them. -You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is… White people can’t be racist because racism is a crime and committing crimes is what black...
I just realized....
captain-odd: if I ever come across a boggart, I’m totally, 100% screwed. Because my boggart would be a Weeping Angel. And whatever takes the image of an Angel, becomes an Angel. So it wouldn’t be affected by “Riddikulus”. So….crap. Accio Moody’s Eye. You’re welcome.
So Here's my logic.
lilyamongthewildflowers: So There’s all these attractive men out there, only a percentage of them are taller than me but of that percentage there must be some single people who are looking. And then there’s girls in that available dating pool, Some will be taken, some don’t want a relationship and some just not into guys. So with all these numbers… I’ll be able to trap ONE in my basement...
yamijoey: I haven’t had a good argument about piracy in a while. The majority of pirates aren’t nice people, no matter how Disney tries to portray them. Discuss
yamijoey: sakuredux: yamijoey: one-to-tennant: when people call the doctor “doctor who” I pointed out that I do this recently. Fuck y’all, it’s not his real name anyway. But only River knows his real name! I doubt the BBC even know what it is yet haha It’s John. Cannot decide if awesome MGS reference or awesome Sherlock Holmes reference or some other reference or not a reference...
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filthfilthfilth: quarianbrotherhood: headshoted: headshoted: Lv.55 Cowboy. Special trait: beautiful. also: Nadine: Lv.56 Sage. Special trait: can breakdance. HAHAHAHAHA. Quarian: Lv.19 Gunslinger Special Trait: can summon alpacas. behold against my alpacas army. Lvl:98 priest special trait: has a mecha. oh yeh suck out bitches! Goatse: Lv.54 Angel. Special trait: can summon...
what the fuck
filthfilthfilth: does “couture“ mean? Couldn’t resist http://bit.ly/IYCTy1
Pretty much come to the conclusion...
atailofwoe: …that unless a lass has some serious fucking issues, I ain’t interested. I swear I have a sign on my head saying “I LOVE CRAZY CHICKS”. :| Know that feel, bro. I think that’s the natural result of going to school/college in Bury…
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